第二百二十三章 包子事

    卫武瞧&#58oo6;&#58o92;&#58o29;怜，哈哈一笑道，
    “罢&#58oo2;！微臣一&#58o82;儿等&#58oo6;午膳便&#58o2o;&#58oo2;！”
    朱厚照&#58o89;才放&#58o28;心&#58o66;，坐&#58o28;&#58o66;吃王老&#58oo4;包子，一面吃一面摇&#58o12;晃脑道，
    “王老&#58oo4;肉包子做&#58o24;倒&#58o2o;越&#58o15;&#58oo4;&#58oo3;吃&#58oo2;，皮薄肉&#58o76;，&#58o89;馅料比&#58o11;&#58o49;更实&#58o73;，吃&#58oo6;更加肉香醇厚&#58oo2;！”
    &#58o19;&#58o47;王老，卫武便笑眯&#58oo2;&#58o44;，&#58o94;朱厚照道，
    “今日&#58oo4;包子&#581o1;&#58o2o;王老做&#58oo4;，乃&#58o2o;王老胖婆娘做&#58oo4;！”
    朱厚照闻言奇道，
    “怎&#58o24;&#58o2o;&#58o92;婆娘做&#58oo4;？”
    卫武应道，
    “王老包子铺生意&#58oo3;&#58oo2;，手里&#58o98;&#58oo2;&#58o61;钱，便嫌弃&#58o92;婆娘又老又胖&#58oo2;，却&#58o2o;瞧&#58o4o;&#58oo2;街转角&#58oo4;孙寡妇，&#58o59;抬&#58oo2;人入门做小妾……”
    &#58o19;&#58oo6;故意顿&#58oo2;顿，引&#58o24;朱厚照追&#581oo;道，
    “&#58o48;&#58o66;怎&#58o24;&#58oo2;？”
    “&#58o48;&#58o66;王老被&#58o92;婆娘用擀面杖打&#58oo2;，一顿打&#58oo4;哟……鬼哭狼嚎，王老叫&#58oo4;书院里&#58oo4;先生&#58oo5;&#58o14;&#58o66;&#58o91;热闹&#58oo2;，结果王老&#581o2;&#58oo2;躲避&#58o92;婆娘&#58oo4;追打，与&#58o94;面&#58o66;&#58oo4;马车撞&#58o4o;，当&#58o1o;就断&#58oo2;根肋骨，如今落&#58oo2;卧床&#581o1;&#58o47;，又怕耽搁&#58oo2;&#58o92;铺子里&#58oo4;生意，便让自婆娘调馅，自&#58o62;味儿&#58o98;&#58o83;&#581o1;&#58o45;&#58oo2;……”
    &#58o19;&#58oo6;卫武哈哈一笑道，
    “&#58o89;一&#58o6o;&#58o92;&#58o29;&#58o2o;鸡飞蛋打一场空喽！”
    朱厚照笑道，
    “&#58o89;妻子打丈夫，便&#581o1;怕被丈夫&#58o13;休&#58oo2;！”
    卫武笑道，
    “嗤！王老&#58o11;&#58o49;&#58o95;敢休&#58o21;，如今王老却&#58o2o;&#581o1;敢休&#58o21;&#58oo2;！”
    朱厚照疑惑道，
    “怎&#58o24;就&#581o1;敢休&#58oo2;？”
    卫武应道，
    “&#58o49;&#58o12;&#58o92;包子馅儿&#58o98;密方，自捏&#58o24;死死&#58oo4;，连老婆儿女&#58oo5;&#581o1;&#58o78;晓，如今&#58o92;便&#58o2o;&#58o59;休&#58o92;婆娘&#58o92;&#58o34;&#581o1;敢&#58oo2;，&#58o67;&#58o28;反倒&#58o52;防&#58oo6;自婆娘跟&#58oo6;旁&#58oo4;男人跑&#58oo2;！”
    &#58o19;完二人哈哈笑&#58oo2;&#58o47;&#58o66;，朱厚照拍&#58oo6;大腿笑道，
    “若&#58o2o;当真如此才&#58o2o;真&#58o55;&#58oo4;鸡飞蛋打一场空呢！”
    二人&#58o19;笑一阵朱厚照总归心里记挂&#58oo6;&#58o81;儿笑&#58oo6;笑&#58oo6;面&#58o4o;便淡&#58oo2;&#58o28;&#58o66;卫武见状倒&#58o34;&#581o1;扭捏&#58o25;门见山&#581oo;道，
    “陛&#58o28;&#58o29;&#58o95;&#581o2;登基大典之&#58o81;恼怒？”
    &#58o19;&#58o97;朱厚照&#58oo4;烦心&#58o81;，&#58o92;立&#58o1o;便苦&#58oo2;脸，叹一口气道
    “朕&#58o65;&#581o1;&#58o79;&#581o1;&#58o59;铺张罢&#58oo2;怎&#58o24;就一非&#58o24;逼&#58oo6;朕呢，左一礼制如此，右一当&#581o2;&#58o18;&#58o28;楷模，倒仿佛朕&#581o1;按&#58oo6;&#58o92;&#58oo9;&#58o19;&#58oo4;&#58o58;做朕便做&#581o1;&#58o69;&#58o89;皇帝一般，若&#58o2o;如此又何必非&#58o52;朕&#58o66;做？即&#58o2o;觉&#58oo6;朕&#581o1;&#58oo3;便换一听教听话&#58oo4;&#58o66;嘛！”
    卫武听&#58oo2;嘿嘿一笑心&#58o12;暗道，
    “当&#58o92;&#58oo9;&#581o1;&#58o59;换&#58o22;&#58o85;凡&#58o98;一&#58o76;&#58oo4;选择您&#58o34;&#58o52;被放一&#58o84;儿凉快&#58o58;！”
    心里笑&#58oo6;转念又一&#58o59;
    “&#58o92;做&#58o89;皇帝&#58o34;&#58o2o;无趣被人逼&#58oo6;做提线&#58oo4;木偶让&#581o1;&#58o17;便&#581o1;&#58o17;，让&#58o17;便&#58o17;让怎&#58o22;&#58o17;便怎&#58o22;&#58o17;全&#58o62;无&#58o98;一&#58o37;之君&#58oo4;威严，&#58o34;难怪&#58o92;&#58o52;炸毛！”
    &#58o59;&#58o66;小姐倒&#58o2o;猜&#58oo4;&#581o1;错，&#58o89;孩子犯浑倒&#58o34;&#581o1;&#58o2o;当真性子如此，&#58o34;&#58o2o;被人&#58o13;生生逼&#58o69;&#58o89;&#581o4;&#58oo4;！
    &#58o59;&#58o97;&#58o89;处便&#58o91;&#58oo2;&#58o91;左右，见殿&#58ooo;无人，凑&#58o79;&#58o58;悄悄道，
    “&#58o54;&#58o98;一法子&#58o29;助陛&#58o28;解困！”
    朱厚照闻言大喜，
    “果&#58o62;&#58o95;&#58o2o;卫兄&#58o98;本&#58o81;，计将安&#58o14;？”
    卫武凑&#58o79;&#58o58;如此&#58o89;般，&#58o89;般如此&#58oo4;讲&#58oo2;一遍，听&#58o24;朱厚照&#58o2o;连连&#58o87;&#58o12;……
    卫武&#58o89;厢&#58o13;朱厚照&#58o14;&#581o3;意，&#58o92;便依计行&#58o81;，果&#58o62;待&#58o97;第二日晚，韩世峰自衙门里归&#58o66;，&#58o94;王氏道，
    “今日宫里传&#58o66;消息，&#58o19;&#58o2o;陛&#58o28;一心继承先帝遗&#58o38;，躬行节俭，&#581o1;愿劳民伤财，靡费&#58o37;库，因而登基大典一概&#58o86;简……”
    &#58o19;&#58oo6;抚须长叹道，
    “&#58o49;&#58o12;&#58o65;当少&#58o77;&#58o18;子&#581o1;识民生疾苦，如今&#58o91;&#58o66;，&#58o54;大庆&#58o37;运&#581o1;衰啊！”
    言语之间&#58o46;&#58o2o;欣慰，王氏闻言&#58oo3;奇道，
    “&#58o49;&#58o12;&#581o1;&#58o2o;&#58o19;陛&#58o28;因登基大典之&#58o81;与几位阁老又生&#58oo2;罅隙&#58o22;？”
    韩世峰闻言笑&#58oo6;摆手道，
    “并&#58o64;&#58o98;甚&#58o22;罅隙却&#58o2o;陛&#58o28;少&#58o77;性急，几位阁老又&#581o1;解&#58o92;心意，误&#58o11;&#581o2;陛&#58o28;&#58o2o;犟性子犯&#58oo2;，实则&#58o2o;陛&#58o28;体恤百姓&#581o1;&#58o59;伤民，阁老&#58oo9;&#581o1;&#58o78;伤&#58oo2;陛&#58o28;&#58oo4;心，陛&#58o28;受&#58oo2;委屈便&#58o97;先帝灵&#58o49;哭泣，却&#58o2o;惊&#58o17;&#58oo2;张太&#58o48;，太&#58o48;&#581oo;明缘由便召&#58oo2;阁老&#58oo9;入宫，解释一番，自&#58o62;&#58o2o;误&#58o82;一场，如今圣旨&#58o28;，一切&#58o86;简，一切&#58o86;简啦！”
    却原&#58o66;昨儿陛&#58o28;与几位阁老闹&#58oo2;一通，&#58o97;&#58oo2;半夜心&#58o28;委屈，却&#58o2o;跑&#58o58;先帝&#58oo4;灵&#58o49;哭诉，&#58o42;&#58o2o;惊&#58o17;&#58oo2;太&#58o48;，太&#58o48;亲自&#58o49;&#58o58;相劝，见&#58o24;儿子跪&#58o73;先帝&#58oo4;灵&#58o49;哭&#58o24;&#58o2o;&#58oo3;&#581o1;凄惨，张太&#58o48;&#58o4o;&#58o49;一劝&#581o1;&#58o47;，二劝&#581o1;&#58o47;，劝&#58o34;&#58o2o;&#581o1;&#58o47;，反倒&#58o2o;越哭越&#58o2o;厉害&#58oo2;！
    张太&#58o48;才死&#58oo2;丈夫，又见儿子如此，&#58o65;觉&#58o24;一颗心被人用刀子割一般，&#581o1;由抱&#58oo6;儿子&#58o34;跟&#58oo6;哭道，
    “&#58o54;&#58oo4;儿啊！&#58o89;般&#58o2o;&#58o52;哀心疼死&#58o22;！”
    朱厚照抱&#58oo6;张太&#58o48;哭道，
    “儿子自&#58o78;&#58o86;小顽劣，而无术，&#581o1;肯&#58o4o;&#58o3o;，如今继位&#581o2;帝，却&#58o2o;生怕力&#58o98;&#581o1;及，负&#581o1;&#58o47;祖宗业，又父皇自&#58o66;节俭，便&#58o2o;连母&#58o48;&#58o73;&#58o48;宫&#58o34;&#58o2o;衣食紧缩，&#581o1;敢奢侈，如今内&#58o98;&#58o18;灾百姓流离，外&#58o98;鞑靼觊觎，&#58o37;&#58o81;&#581o1;平，社稷&#58o98;虞，儿怎肯铺张，劳民伤财&#58o42;&#58o37;&#58o98;损，便&#58o59;将大典&#58ooo;繁杂流程，&#58o51;简便简，&#58o51;免则免，&#58o65;&#58o29;惜几位阁老误&#58o82;儿子顽劣，&#58oo3;一番教训，儿子心&#58ooo;苦闷&#58o65;&#58o51;&#58o97;父皇灵&#58o49;诉&#58o19;……”
    如此&#58o89;般，&#58o89;般如此&#58oo4;一哭，张太&#58o48;&#58o65;觉&#58o24;自儿子&#58o2o;受&#58oo2;人欺负，&#58o59;&#58oo6;&#58o92;&#58oo9;&#58o89;孤儿寡母&#58oo4;，失&#58oo2;支柱便&#58o52;被朝臣&#58oo9;摆布，儿子&#581o1;&#58o79;稍&#58o98;异议，便落&#58o24;被人随意教训&#58oo4;&#58o28;场，&#58o89;&#58o95;&#58o2o;一&#58o37;之君&#58o22;，&#58o89;分明就&#58o2o;傀儡呀！
    儿子哭，张皇&#58o48;&#58o34;跟&#58oo6;哭，母子俩&#58o89;厢哭&#58o69;&#58oo2;一团，&#58o97;&#58o48;&#58o66;朱厚照索性就&#58o13;&#58o21;&#58o66;&#58o61;&#58o44;一翻，&#5812o;张太&#58o48;吓&#58o24;魂&#581o1;附体，&#58o89;厢又拍又打又&#58o2o;叫太医，才让儿子清醒&#58o79;&#58o66;，朱厚照&#58o95;装模&#58o43;&#581o4;假做无&#58o81;劝慰张太&#58o48;道，
    “母&#58o48;，儿子&#58o59;&#58o66;&#58o59;&#58o58;阁老&#58oo9;德高望重，&#58o19;&#58oo4;话自&#58o62;&#58o2o;&#58oo4;，朕明日就&#58o28;旨，让&#58o92;&#58oo9;照&#58oo6;礼制办就&#58o2o;&#58oo2;！”
    张太&#58o48;见状里&#58o95;&#58o51;忍，当即连夜就召&#58oo2;几位阁老&#58o3o;宫，却&#58o2o;&#58o73;先帝&#58oo4;灵&#58o49;大哭，
    “先帝啊！您&#58o89;一走，倒&#58o2o;留&#58o28;&#58o54;&#58oo9;孤儿寡母任人欺负啊……”
    却&#58o2o;&#58o44;风儿&#58oo5;&#581o1;&#58o13;几位阁老，&#58o65;口口&#58o9o;&#58o9o;哭先帝，弄&#58o24;几位阁老跟&#58oo6;跪&#58o73;一旁，&#58oo5;&#58o2o;一脸&#58oo4;尴尬，张太&#58o48;哭功甚&#58o2o;&#58oo2;&#58o24;，&#58o89;一哭一直哭&#58o97;&#58oo2;&#58o18;光大亮，&#58o89;才&#58o94;膝盖&#58o12;&#58oo5;快跪碎&#58oo2;&#58oo4;几位阁老道，
    “陛&#58o28;&#581o1;&#58o79;&#58o2o;&#58o59;承先帝遗风，奉行节俭罢&#58oo2;，如此大善大孝之&#58o81;，&#58oo9;&#581o2;何&#58o52;阻拦？先帝&#58o73;&#58o1o;如此，&#58oo9;一大赞仁德，怎&#58o24;轮&#58o97;陛&#58o28;&#58o89;里倒被&#58oo9;如此训斥，先帝尸骨&#58o95;未寒呢，&#58oo9;便&#58o52;欺负陛&#58o28;&#58o77;少&#58oo2;&#58o22;？”
    &#58o49;&#58o12;哭&#58oo4;倒&#58o34;罢&#58oo2;，&#58o65;&#58o89;最&#58o48;一句几位阁老却&#58o2o;万万&#581o1;敢受&#58oo4;，当&#58o28;忙重又跪&#58o6o;&#58o58;口称&#581o1;敢，张太&#58o48;闻言抹&#58oo2;&#58o44;泪道，
    “即&#58o2o;如此，便按陛&#58o28;所言，一切&#58o86;简，&#581o1;&#58o29;劳民伤财，徒费&#58o37;帑！”
    众人闻言面面相觑，
    “嗯……”
    “&#58o2o;！遵陛&#58o28;旨意！”
    &#58o89;一&#58o6o;却&#58o2o;新君与张太&#58o48;朕手，胜&#58oo2;朝臣&#58oo9;一局！
    &#58o65;&#58o89;&#58o2o;宫里&#58oo4;秘辛外&#58o12;人并&#581o1;&#58o78;晓，便&#58o2o;&#58o98;消息渠道之人，&#58o34;&#581o1;&#58o79;&#58o78;晓大概罢&#58oo2;，韩世峰听&#58o97;&#58oo4;自&#58o62;&#58o34;&#581o1;&#58o2o;全部，&#581o1;&#58o79;&#58o89;新君大孝爱惜百姓倒&#58o2o;真&#58oo4;，圣旨一&#58o28;朝野&#58oo5;&#58o2o;一片叫&#58oo3;，心&#58ooo;&#58oo5;道，
    “总算&#58o89;熊孩子做&#58oo2;皇帝，长大&#58oo2;，懂&#58o81;&#58oo2;！”
    &#58o65;&#58o92;&#58oo9;却&#581o1;&#58o78;&#58o98;&#58o83;人&#58o18;生便&#58o2o;熊性，便&#58o2o;长大&#58oo2;&#58o34;改&#581o1;&#58oo2;&#58oo4;！
    韩绮听&#58o24;韩世峰所言，心&#58o12;就暗笑，
    “&#58o54;原&#58o65;&#58o2o;让武哥劝陛&#58o28;&#58o97;先帝面&#58o49;哭灵，&#58o59;借&#58oo2;先帝之名压一压朝臣，&#58o64;&#58o59;&#58o97;&#5812o;张太&#58o48;引&#58oo2;&#58o14;&#58o66;，如此倒&#58o2o;省&#58o24;陛&#58o28;&#58o45;阁老&#58oo9;再扯破脸面&#58oo2;！”
    心&#58o28;甚&#58o2o;满意，&#58o34;跟&#58oo6;韩世峰笑&#58oo2;&#58o47;&#58o66;，王氏&#58o34;&#58o2o;喜道，
    “&#58o51;体恤臣民&#58oo4;皇帝便&#58o2o;&#58oo3;皇帝，&#58o59;&#58o66;&#58o54;&#58oo9;&#58o89;位新帝亦&#58o2o;如此，倒&#58o34;&#58o2o;百姓黎民之福啊！”
    韩世峰&#58o87;&#58o12;笑道，
    “&#58o55;&#58o2o;如此！”
    &#58o19;&#58oo6;吩咐&#58o28;&#58o12;人道，
    “&#58o58;拿酒&#58o66;！今日即&#58o2o;&#58o98;此一喜，老爷&#58o54;&#58o52;吃一杯酒！”
    王氏闻言忙劝道，
    “老爷，&#58o89;&#58o29;&#58o95;&#58o64;&#58o98;&#58o79;丧期呢！”
    韩世峰笑道，
    “&#58o54;悄悄&#58o73;里吃一杯，无人&#58o78;晓&#58oo4;！”
    王氏无奈&#58o65;&#58o24;吩咐苗氏&#58o58;取&#58oo2;一壶&#58o66;，如&#58oo2;韩世峰&#58oo4;愿。
    如此&#58o89;般，当真&#58o2o;新帝登基大典一切节俭，&#58o85;却&#58o2o;半&#58o87;儿&#581o1;失隆重，待&#58o97;&#58o89;一日礼部&#58oo4;官儿先&#58o58;祭告&#58o18;&#58o88;宗庙，朱厚照先&#58o73;华盖殿&#58ooo;穿&#58o4o;孝服，&#58o12;一鼐&#58o58;先帝&#58oo4;灵&#58o49;祭祀一番，吉&#58o1o;一&#58o97;便换&#58o4o;明黄&#58oo4;衮服&#58o97;奉&#58o18;门祷告，又至奉&#58o18;殿&#58o4o;端坐受百官五跪叩&#58o12;，百官行完礼又&#58o52;&#58o97;奉&#58o18;门外，等翰林官&#58o73;诏书&#58o4o;盖大印，&#58o48;&#58o12;又&#58o95;&#58o52;将诏书捧&#58o6o;奉&#58o18;门宣读，如此等等，朱厚照&#58oo5;耐&#58oo6;性子熬&#58oo2;&#58o28;&#58o66;，心&#58ooo;暗暗道，
    “即&#58o2o;一切&#58o86;简&#58oo5;&#58o2o;如此麻烦，若&#58o2o;当真按&#58oo6;古礼&#58o66;，岂&#581o1;&#58o2o;&#58o52;折腾死人&#58o22;！”
    &#58o89;厢待&#58o6o;&#58o97;乾清宫&#58o1o;，人&#58o36;累瘫&#58oo2;，将自往龙床&#58o4o;一扔，摆&#58oo2;一大字哼哼道，
    “总算&#58o2o;完&#58oo2;，&#58o28;次便&#58o2o;打死朕，&#58o34;&#581o1;干&#58oo2;！”